teka teki :)

teka teki :)

Posted by Hafiz Richard

salam..
tetibe teringat mase kecik2 dlu..
aku mesti standby beberapa teka-teki nak tanye pakcik aku kat sarawak..
sbb pe ek..
sbb dia suke sakat aku ngan teka-teki dia..
btw, my uncle's name is Sylvester..
1st time aku dgr nama pakcik aku ni,
aku terus ingat cartoon sylvester ngan burung kuning tu..
huhuhu

so, aku kongsi la ek..
ade teka-teki yg korang da dgr, n ade yg maybe baru dgr..
lau da dgr tu xyah la batak bajet tau sumer..
lol saje je kacu korg :)
n aku bg la respond best aku dgr biler aku tanye soalan2 ni :)
so ade betul n ade tidak..
bak kate nabil, LU PIKIR LA SENDIRI!!!
ok aku post la ek :)




Soalan 1

Ayam berkokok, Harimau?

"hari mau siang la duke.. bodo.. soalan budak kecik!!"



Soalan 2

kereta ape leh panjat pokok?

"teka-teki lame.. Mazda 323.. daaaa"



Soalan 3

kenapa anak babi tunduk jalan ngan mak dia?

"nampak bonna anak babi tu malu mak dio babi"



Soalan 4

kereta polis kejar kereta perompak.. tetibe, kereta perompak tu
blakang kete polis.. cmne leh jd camtu?

"apo la bangang sgt soalan.. erm.. perompak lain kot?"



Soalan 5

Kenapa penggali kubur, gali kubur xpakai spender?

Jeng Jeng Jeng

"betul ke??!!!! aku nak tanye la penggali kubur!!"



Soalan 6

Ape bende yg badan dia hijau, mata merah, taik warne kelabu,
jalan kebelakang..

Jeng Jeng Jeng

"hahahaha.. HULK la for very da sure one duke"

hulk jln kebelakang ke? :)



Soalan 7

Banyak-banyak buah, buah ape yg paling sedap??

"kompem la buaaahhh XXXXXXX" depend gender yg menjawab

lucah sungguh otak anda.. salah!!!!




Soalan 8

ape bende yg dia ni adalah ibu kepada 3 anak..
anak pertama, tgal di udara..
anak kedua, tgal di daratan..
anak ketiga, tgal di perairan..
sape ibu kepada 3 anak ni..
dan sape name anak2 ibu ni :)

"........"




itu jelah aku rase..
sorry lau ade sape2 ter offend ke..
jus nak buat teka-teki ni menarik..
lau korang xsuke..

ehem2..
rapatkan dua tangan..
bengkokkan lutu sket..
sengih sket..
adjust muke bagi comel..
"I'm sorrryyy"

assalamualaikum :)

layout baru.. :)

layout baru.. :)

Posted by Hafiz Richard

salam..
da lame sgt asik pakai layout lame..
rase2 da 2 taun kot..
as aku tgk bosan.. ape lg tukar la..
awlaupun xlawo, aku xkesa..
janji len hehhee..

semenjak 2 menjak ni, otak aku da cam xde idea nak tulis pasal ape..
macam2 bende berlaku..
tp aku cam xde idea nak luahkan..
entahla..
maybe 1 day, aku mampu berfikir seperti pengarah Nora Elena..
aku tulis la blog2 pasal idop aku XD

tgk la jap g..
lau ade idea, aku post XD

salam :)

Taylor Swift - Back To December

Taylor Swift - Back To December

Posted by Hafiz Richard

salam.. best lagu ni.. layan sket :)



I’m so glad you made time to see me
How’s life, tell me how’s your family
I haven’t seen them in a while
You’ve been good, busier than ever
Small talk, work and the weather
Your guard is up and I know why
Because the last time you saw me
Is still burning in the back of your mind
You gave me roses and I left them there to die

[Chorus]
So this is me swallowing my pride
Standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night
And I go back to December all the time.
It turns out freedom ain’t nothing but missing you
Wishing I'd realized what I had when you were mine
I go back to December turn around and make it all right
I go back to December all the time.

These days I haven’t been sleeping
Staying up late playing back myself leaving
When your birthday passed and I didn’t call
Then I think about summer
All the beautiful times I watched you laughing from the passenger side
And realized I loved you in the fall
And then the cold came and the dark days
When fear crept into my mind
You gave me all your love
And all I gave you was goodbye


[Chorus]
So this is me swallowing my pride
Standing in front of you saying I’m sorry for that night
And I go back to December all the time.
It turns out freedom ain’t nothing but missing you
Wishing I realized what I had when you were mine
I go back to December turn around and change my own mind
I go back to December all the time.

I miss your texting, your sweet smiles.
So good to me, so right
And how you held me in your arms that September night
The first time you ever saw me cry
Maybe this is wishful thinking
Probably mindless dreaming
If we loved again I swear I’d love you right
I’d go back in time and change it but I can’t
So if the chain is in your door I understand

[Chorus]
But this is me swallowing my pride standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night
And I go back to December
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you
Wishing I'd realized what I had when you were mine
I'd go back to December turn around and make it all right
I'd go back to December turn around and change my own mind
I go back to December all the time
All the time

XD

XD

Posted by Hafiz Richard

salam..
hik3 XD

yes berjaya gak :)

yes berjaya gak :)

Posted by Hafiz Richard

salam..
cantik x?
baru blaja buat hik3
:)

gemuk dapat makanan..

gemuk dapat makanan..

Posted by Hafiz Richard

salam.. enjoy ar..XD

SCREEN GRABBER by The Jared Company

SCREEN GRABBER by The Jared Company

Posted by Hafiz Richard

salam..
wah, galak tol aku post hari ni lol..
lame sgt xpost..
haa kan da lepas gian hohoho..
bukan ape..
takut gak nak tulis blog ni..
salah cakap ade yg terasa..
huhuhuhu..
kite kene jadi tengah2 huhuhuhu..

ok ari ni nak share satu application bb yg best..
hehehe..
aku baru download and sgt puas ati..
nama apps tu adalah

SCREEN GRABBER by The Jared Company
aku ajar cmne nak cari (saje nak bg blog nmpk panjang)

mule2 bukak APP WORLD kt bb korang..
then, tekan butang search..
dalam column search, type "screen grabber"



then enter la kot hhuhuhuhu



aha.. nmpk tak atas sekali tu..
rate pun mantap tu..
penuh star dapat..
then download je :)



siap download korang run :)



tara.. korang da ade app yg agak cool..
XD

ok nmpk x kat menu tu ade tulis "SCREEN GRABBER"
bese terletak kat atas sekali dalam menu..
haa tu la care nak screenshot bb korang..

contohnye korang nak screenshop gmbr awek korang yg cun cmni :)



then, korang tekan button bb nye lambang tu..
nanti kuar menu, scroll atas sekali then jumpe la "SCREEN GRABBER"
tekan dan gmbr tu ade dalam Screen Grabber folder korg XD

ade gak care nak buat SCREEN GRABBER ni as korang nye Convenience key..
care dia cmni..
kat page depan bb, korang tekan butang search kat atas kanan tu..
bawah mobile network tu huhuhu...

then dalam search column search "convenience"



tekan option da kuar la bende ni..



tekan convenience key tu..
kua bende ni..



haa.. tekan la camera dan tukar jd SCREEN GRABBER..





simple..
pasni nak snap Screenshot, just tekan butang kanan tu :)
enjoy.. :)
assalamualaikum :)