Dlu skrg~

Salam..
at last.. Aku try nak tulis something mlm ni yeah!!

Aku pelik gak, kenapa la aku skg ni cm susah sgt nak tulis blog..
Asl nak tulis je, aku blur..
Then aku punye pkir punye pkir..
Baru la aku tau..
Sejak ati da berbunge ni..
Eeeiihh..
Malu la nak ckp XD

Payah nak tulis blog..
Mane x nye..
Ade je citer best, cik nasuha yg tau dlu.. :D
Ade je citer hot, cik nasuha yg pertama dgr..
Ade je citer meletup poom poom poom, telinga cik nasuha yg sudi menadahnye XD

Dlu x..
Blog ni la cm diari aku..
Ade je bende best..
Terus ku capai laptop ku..
Ade je bende sedih..
Vaio (markup vaio lebeyh) yg jd tisu aku..
Ade je cerite cinta, lappy ku menjadi teman ku..
Sian awak blog..
Huhuhu..

Citer psl dlu ngan skg..
Haiissshh.. Dasssyyaaattt...
Mcm2 da berubah..
Dlu xkapel, tau jage badan..
Nmpk je tersembul perut skit da risau da..
Terus 2 3 round jogging kat umah..
Skg, haaa amik kau..
Perut da cm mengandung 4 bulan..
Pasan tu perut da besar..
Haaa xpe..
Blasah.. Janji perut aku kenyang..

Dlu pakai sluar jean saiz 32..
Fuhh blagak2..
32 tu siap longgar ag tu..
Leh masuk 2 jari ag..
Penah mama ku salah beli sluar saiz 34..
Fuuuhh.. Longgar abes..
Aku da ar xpakai tali pinggang nye org..
Mmg londeh nak terlucut ar sluar tu..
Skg..
Wa 36 bai.. 36..
36 lau longgar xpe.. Ni muat2..
Yg sedang sedang saja~~~
Sedang pe mende..
36 tu muat2 je.. Tgu mase nak 38..
Homm maaakk diooo..
Hoomm maaakk..

Dlu berat 70..
Masa plkn dlu, org kecoh sane sini..

"Wei plkn aku ade diana danielle la woi"

Tu ayat dak2 plkn kat kem princess haliza ar..
Tp kat kem karisma kualo pilah, dak2 sumer kecoh..
Sumer excited gila babi..
Siap ade pompuan pengsan kua buih kt mulut..
Apasal krg nak tau?

"Hoomm maakk dio, tu haa maikol skoppield masuk kem kito jang.. Leh la kito wat plkn break jang yoi"

Awek2 plkn sumer husya..
Woo michael scofield..
Giler kentang.. Slek xde tatto je XD

Skg, haaa tu dia..
Duke shrek terus!
Ekau tinggal xtuko warno ijau jo..
Lau tuko muko sumo tu haa wano ijau, sobijik cm shrek dlam katon tu..

Konklusinya, aku skg da gemok glerz..
Spe2 yg da lame xjumpe aku, aku xpelik dan hairan lau jalan2 xpasan aku..
Walaupun korang perasan kebesaran tubuh ku, krg xperasan muka ku..
Sbb ape..
Kehenseman dan kekacakkan aku disembunyikan oleh lemak2 yg kian gemar melekat di pipi dan leher ku..
Keh3..
Itu jelah.. Aku rase mlm ni..

Lastly..
Aku tau ade ayat aku yg poyo dan bajet..
Aku minx maaf lau korang x suke..
Aku tulis pun 4 fun..
Salam..
Selamat berpuasa :)

grab somebody sexy tell them hey

[Pitbull - Intro]
Me not working hard?
Yea, right! Picture that with a Kodak
Or, better yet, go to Times Square
Take a picture of me with a kodak
Took my life from negative to positive
I just want y’all know that
And tonight, let’s enjoy life
Pitbull, Nayer, Ne-Yo
Tell us right
[Chorus:]
[Ne-Yo]
Tonight I want all of you tonight
Give me everything tonight
For all we know we might not get tomorrow
Let’s do it tonight
[Nayer]
Don’t care what they say
All the games they play
Nothing is enough
‘Til they handle love
[Ne-Yo]
Let’s do it tonight

[Nayer]
I want you tonight,
I want you to stay
I want you tonight
[Ne-Yo]
Grab somebody sexy, tell ‘em hey
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight
[Verse 1: Pitbull]
Take advantage of tonight
Cause tomorrow I’m also doin’ bad
Perform for a princess
But tonight, I can make you my queen
And make love to you endless
This is insane: the way the name growin’
Money keep flowin’
Hustlers move aside
So, I’m tiptoein’, to keep flowin’
I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan
Put it on my life, baby,
I make you feel right, baby
Can’t promise tomorrow
But, I promise tonight
Dale
[Pre-Chorus: Pitbull]
Excuse me
And I might drink a little more than I should tonight
And I might take you home with me, if I could tonight
And, baby, Ima make you feel so good, tonight
Cause we might not get tomorrow
[Chorus:]
[Ne-Yo]
Tonight I want all of you tonight
Give me everything tonight
For all we know we might not get tomorrow
Let’s do it tonight
[Nayer]
Don’t care what they say
Or what games they play
Nothing is enough
‘Til they handle love
[Ne-Yo]
Let’s do it tonight
[Nayer]
I want you tonight, I want you to stay
I want you tonight
[Ne-Yo]
Grab somebody sexy, tell ‘em hey
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight
[Verse 2: Pitbull]
Reach for the stars
And if you don’t grab ‘em,
At least you’ll fall on top of the world
Think about it
Cuz if you slip,
I’m gon’ fall on top yo girl (hahaa)
What I’m involved with
Is deeper than the masons
Baby, baby, and it ain’t no secret
My family’s from Cuba
But I’m an American Idol
Get money like Seacrest
Put it on my life, baby
I make you feel right, baby
Can’t promise tomorrow
But, I promise tonight
Dale
[Pre-Chorus: Pitbull]
Excuse me
But I might drink a little bit more than I should tonight
And I might take you home with me if I could tonight
And baby imma make you feel so good tonight
Cause we might not get tomorrow
[Chorus:]
[Ne-Yo]
Tonight I want all of you tonight
Give me everything tonight
For all we know, we might not get tomorrow
Let’s do it tonight
[Nayer]
Don’t care what they say
All the games they play
Nothing is enough
‘Til they handle love
[Ne-Yo]
Let’s do it tonight
[Nayer]
I want you tonight, I want you to stay
I want you tonight
[Ne-Yo]
Grab somebody sexy, tell ‘em hey
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight
[Outro: Pitbull]
Excuse me
But I might drink a little bit more than I should tonight
And I might take you home with me if I could tonight
And imma make you feel so good tonight
Cause we might not get tomorrow

Lagu Malas

Salam..
lau rase malas2..
pagi2 hujan sejuk je..
layan ar lagu ni..
best2..
:D
tp lirik dia..
no komen la :D
k enjoy :)



Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't

I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man

Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all, nothing at all

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
Find a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out
This is great
(Oh my god, this is great)

Yeah, I might mess around
And get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait

Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all

teka teki :)

salam..
tetibe teringat mase kecik2 dlu..
aku mesti standby beberapa teka-teki nak tanye pakcik aku kat sarawak..
sbb pe ek..
sbb dia suke sakat aku ngan teka-teki dia..
btw, my uncle's name is Sylvester..
1st time aku dgr nama pakcik aku ni,
aku terus ingat cartoon sylvester ngan burung kuning tu..
huhuhu

so, aku kongsi la ek..
ade teka-teki yg korang da dgr, n ade yg maybe baru dgr..
lau da dgr tu xyah la batak bajet tau sumer..
lol saje je kacu korg :)
n aku bg la respond best aku dgr biler aku tanye soalan2 ni :)
so ade betul n ade tidak..
bak kate nabil, LU PIKIR LA SENDIRI!!!
ok aku post la ek :)




Soalan 1

Ayam berkokok, Harimau?

"hari mau siang la duke.. bodo.. soalan budak kecik!!"



Soalan 2

kereta ape leh panjat pokok?

"teka-teki lame.. Mazda 323.. daaaa"



Soalan 3

kenapa anak babi tunduk jalan ngan mak dia?

"nampak bonna anak babi tu malu mak dio babi"



Soalan 4

kereta polis kejar kereta perompak.. tetibe, kereta perompak tu
blakang kete polis.. cmne leh jd camtu?

"apo la bangang sgt soalan.. erm.. perompak lain kot?"



Soalan 5

Kenapa penggali kubur, gali kubur xpakai spender?

Jeng Jeng Jeng

"betul ke??!!!! aku nak tanye la penggali kubur!!"



Soalan 6

Ape bende yg badan dia hijau, mata merah, taik warne kelabu,
jalan kebelakang..

Jeng Jeng Jeng

"hahahaha.. HULK la for very da sure one duke"

hulk jln kebelakang ke? :)



Soalan 7

Banyak-banyak buah, buah ape yg paling sedap??

"kompem la buaaahhh XXXXXXX" depend gender yg menjawab

lucah sungguh otak anda.. salah!!!!




Soalan 8

ape bende yg dia ni adalah ibu kepada 3 anak..
anak pertama, tgal di udara..
anak kedua, tgal di daratan..
anak ketiga, tgal di perairan..
sape ibu kepada 3 anak ni..
dan sape name anak2 ibu ni :)

"........"




itu jelah aku rase..
sorry lau ade sape2 ter offend ke..
jus nak buat teka-teki ni menarik..
lau korang xsuke..

ehem2..
rapatkan dua tangan..
bengkokkan lutu sket..
sengih sket..
adjust muke bagi comel..
"I'm sorrryyy"

assalamualaikum :)

layout baru.. :)

salam..
da lame sgt asik pakai layout lame..
rase2 da 2 taun kot..
as aku tgk bosan.. ape lg tukar la..
awlaupun xlawo, aku xkesa..
janji len hehhee..

semenjak 2 menjak ni, otak aku da cam xde idea nak tulis pasal ape..
macam2 bende berlaku..
tp aku cam xde idea nak luahkan..
entahla..
maybe 1 day, aku mampu berfikir seperti pengarah Nora Elena..
aku tulis la blog2 pasal idop aku XD

tgk la jap g..
lau ade idea, aku post XD

salam :)

Taylor Swift - Back To December

salam.. best lagu ni.. layan sket :)



I’m so glad you made time to see me
How’s life, tell me how’s your family
I haven’t seen them in a while
You’ve been good, busier than ever
Small talk, work and the weather
Your guard is up and I know why
Because the last time you saw me
Is still burning in the back of your mind
You gave me roses and I left them there to die

[Chorus]
So this is me swallowing my pride
Standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night
And I go back to December all the time.
It turns out freedom ain’t nothing but missing you
Wishing I'd realized what I had when you were mine
I go back to December turn around and make it all right
I go back to December all the time.

These days I haven’t been sleeping
Staying up late playing back myself leaving
When your birthday passed and I didn’t call
Then I think about summer
All the beautiful times I watched you laughing from the passenger side
And realized I loved you in the fall
And then the cold came and the dark days
When fear crept into my mind
You gave me all your love
And all I gave you was goodbye


[Chorus]
So this is me swallowing my pride
Standing in front of you saying I’m sorry for that night
And I go back to December all the time.
It turns out freedom ain’t nothing but missing you
Wishing I realized what I had when you were mine
I go back to December turn around and change my own mind
I go back to December all the time.

I miss your texting, your sweet smiles.
So good to me, so right
And how you held me in your arms that September night
The first time you ever saw me cry
Maybe this is wishful thinking
Probably mindless dreaming
If we loved again I swear I’d love you right
I’d go back in time and change it but I can’t
So if the chain is in your door I understand

[Chorus]
But this is me swallowing my pride standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night
And I go back to December
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you
Wishing I'd realized what I had when you were mine
I'd go back to December turn around and make it all right
I'd go back to December turn around and change my own mind
I go back to December all the time
All the time

XD

salam..
hik3 XD