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Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Dlu skrg~
Posted by Hafiz Richard
Salam..
at last.. Aku try nak tulis something mlm ni yeah!!
Aku pelik gak, kenapa la aku skg ni cm susah sgt nak tulis blog..
Asl nak tulis je, aku blur..
Then aku punye pkir punye pkir..
Baru la aku tau..
Sejak ati da berbunge ni..
Eeeiihh..
Malu la nak ckp XD
Payah nak tulis blog..
Mane x nye..
Ade je citer best, cik nasuha yg tau dlu.. :D
Ade je citer hot, cik nasuha yg pertama dgr..
Ade je citer meletup poom poom poom, telinga cik nasuha yg sudi menadahnye XD
Dlu x..
Blog ni la cm diari aku..
Ade je bende best..
Terus ku capai laptop ku..
Ade je bende sedih..
Vaio (markup vaio lebeyh) yg jd tisu aku..
Ade je cerite cinta, lappy ku menjadi teman ku..
Sian awak blog..
Huhuhu..
Citer psl dlu ngan skg..
Haiissshh.. Dasssyyaaattt...
Mcm2 da berubah..
Dlu xkapel, tau jage badan..
Nmpk je tersembul perut skit da risau da..
Terus 2 3 round jogging kat umah..
Skg, haaa amik kau..
Perut da cm mengandung 4 bulan..
Pasan tu perut da besar..
Haaa xpe..
Blasah.. Janji perut aku kenyang..
Dlu pakai sluar jean saiz 32..
Fuhh blagak2..
32 tu siap longgar ag tu..
Leh masuk 2 jari ag..
Penah mama ku salah beli sluar saiz 34..
Fuuuhh.. Longgar abes..
Aku da ar xpakai tali pinggang nye org..
Mmg londeh nak terlucut ar sluar tu..
Skg..
Wa 36 bai.. 36..
36 lau longgar xpe.. Ni muat2..
Yg sedang sedang saja~~~
Sedang pe mende..
36 tu muat2 je.. Tgu mase nak 38..
Homm maaakk diooo..
Hoomm maaakk..
Dlu berat 70..
Masa plkn dlu, org kecoh sane sini..
"Wei plkn aku ade diana danielle la woi"
Tu ayat dak2 plkn kat kem princess haliza ar..
Tp kat kem karisma kualo pilah, dak2 sumer kecoh..
Sumer excited gila babi..
Siap ade pompuan pengsan kua buih kt mulut..
Apasal krg nak tau?
"Hoomm maakk dio, tu haa maikol skoppield masuk kem kito jang.. Leh la kito wat plkn break jang yoi"
Awek2 plkn sumer husya..
Woo michael scofield..
Giler kentang.. Slek xde tatto je XD
Skg, haaa tu dia..
Duke shrek terus!
Ekau tinggal xtuko warno ijau jo..
Lau tuko muko sumo tu haa wano ijau, sobijik cm shrek dlam katon tu..
Konklusinya, aku skg da gemok glerz..
Spe2 yg da lame xjumpe aku, aku xpelik dan hairan lau jalan2 xpasan aku..
Walaupun korang perasan kebesaran tubuh ku, krg xperasan muka ku..
Sbb ape..
Kehenseman dan kekacakkan aku disembunyikan oleh lemak2 yg kian gemar melekat di pipi dan leher ku..
Keh3..
Itu jelah.. Aku rase mlm ni..
Lastly..
Aku tau ade ayat aku yg poyo dan bajet..
Aku minx maaf lau korang x suke..
Aku tulis pun 4 fun..
Salam..
Selamat berpuasa :)
at last.. Aku try nak tulis something mlm ni yeah!!
Aku pelik gak, kenapa la aku skg ni cm susah sgt nak tulis blog..
Asl nak tulis je, aku blur..
Then aku punye pkir punye pkir..
Baru la aku tau..
Sejak ati da berbunge ni..
Eeeiihh..
Malu la nak ckp XD
Payah nak tulis blog..
Mane x nye..
Ade je citer best, cik nasuha yg tau dlu.. :D
Ade je citer hot, cik nasuha yg pertama dgr..
Ade je citer meletup poom poom poom, telinga cik nasuha yg sudi menadahnye XD
Dlu x..
Blog ni la cm diari aku..
Ade je bende best..
Terus ku capai laptop ku..
Ade je bende sedih..
Vaio (markup vaio lebeyh) yg jd tisu aku..
Ade je cerite cinta, lappy ku menjadi teman ku..
Sian awak blog..
Huhuhu..
Citer psl dlu ngan skg..
Haiissshh.. Dasssyyaaattt...
Mcm2 da berubah..
Dlu xkapel, tau jage badan..
Nmpk je tersembul perut skit da risau da..
Terus 2 3 round jogging kat umah..
Skg, haaa amik kau..
Perut da cm mengandung 4 bulan..
Pasan tu perut da besar..
Haaa xpe..
Blasah.. Janji perut aku kenyang..
Dlu pakai sluar jean saiz 32..
Fuhh blagak2..
32 tu siap longgar ag tu..
Leh masuk 2 jari ag..
Penah mama ku salah beli sluar saiz 34..
Fuuuhh.. Longgar abes..
Aku da ar xpakai tali pinggang nye org..
Mmg londeh nak terlucut ar sluar tu..
Skg..
Wa 36 bai.. 36..
36 lau longgar xpe.. Ni muat2..
Yg sedang sedang saja~~~
Sedang pe mende..
36 tu muat2 je.. Tgu mase nak 38..
Homm maaakk diooo..
Hoomm maaakk..
Dlu berat 70..
Masa plkn dlu, org kecoh sane sini..
"Wei plkn aku ade diana danielle la woi"
Tu ayat dak2 plkn kat kem princess haliza ar..
Tp kat kem karisma kualo pilah, dak2 sumer kecoh..
Sumer excited gila babi..
Siap ade pompuan pengsan kua buih kt mulut..
Apasal krg nak tau?
"Hoomm maakk dio, tu haa maikol skoppield masuk kem kito jang.. Leh la kito wat plkn break jang yoi"
Awek2 plkn sumer husya..
Woo michael scofield..
Giler kentang.. Slek xde tatto je XD
Skg, haaa tu dia..
Duke shrek terus!
Ekau tinggal xtuko warno ijau jo..
Lau tuko muko sumo tu haa wano ijau, sobijik cm shrek dlam katon tu..
Konklusinya, aku skg da gemok glerz..
Spe2 yg da lame xjumpe aku, aku xpelik dan hairan lau jalan2 xpasan aku..
Walaupun korang perasan kebesaran tubuh ku, krg xperasan muka ku..
Sbb ape..
Kehenseman dan kekacakkan aku disembunyikan oleh lemak2 yg kian gemar melekat di pipi dan leher ku..
Keh3..
Itu jelah.. Aku rase mlm ni..
Lastly..
Aku tau ade ayat aku yg poyo dan bajet..
Aku minx maaf lau korang x suke..
Aku tulis pun 4 fun..
Salam..
Selamat berpuasa :)
Thursday, June 23, 2011
teka teki :)
Posted by Hafiz Richard
salam..
tetibe teringat mase kecik2 dlu..
aku mesti standby beberapa teka-teki nak tanye pakcik aku kat sarawak..
sbb pe ek..
sbb dia suke sakat aku ngan teka-teki dia..
btw, my uncle's name is Sylvester..
1st time aku dgr nama pakcik aku ni,
aku terus ingat cartoon sylvester ngan burung kuning tu..
huhuhu
so, aku kongsi la ek..
ade teka-teki yg korang da dgr, n ade yg maybe baru dgr..
lau da dgr tu xyah la batak bajet tau sumer..
lol saje je kacu korg :)
n aku bg la respond best aku dgr biler aku tanye soalan2 ni :)
so ade betul n ade tidak..
bak kate nabil, LU PIKIR LA SENDIRI!!!
ok aku post la ek :)
Soalan 1
Ayam berkokok, Harimau?
"hari mau siang la duke.. bodo.. soalan budak kecik!!"
Soalan 2
kereta ape leh panjat pokok?
"teka-teki lame.. Mazda 323.. daaaa"
Soalan 3
kenapa anak babi tunduk jalan ngan mak dia?
"nampak bonna anak babi tu malu mak dio babi"
Soalan 4
kereta polis kejar kereta perompak.. tetibe, kereta perompak tu
blakang kete polis.. cmne leh jd camtu?
"apo la bangang sgt soalan.. erm.. perompak lain kot?"
Soalan 5
Kenapa penggali kubur, gali kubur xpakai spender?
Jeng Jeng Jeng
"betul ke??!!!! aku nak tanye la penggali kubur!!"
Soalan 6
Ape bende yg badan dia hijau, mata merah, taik warne kelabu,
jalan kebelakang..
Jeng Jeng Jeng
"hahahaha.. HULK la for very da sure one duke"
hulk jln kebelakang ke? :)
Soalan 7
Banyak-banyak buah, buah ape yg paling sedap??
"kompem la buaaahhh XXXXXXX" depend gender yg menjawab
lucah sungguh otak anda.. salah!!!!
Soalan 8
ape bende yg dia ni adalah ibu kepada 3 anak..
anak pertama, tgal di udara..
anak kedua, tgal di daratan..
anak ketiga, tgal di perairan..
sape ibu kepada 3 anak ni..
dan sape name anak2 ibu ni :)
"........"
itu jelah aku rase..
sorry lau ade sape2 ter offend ke..
jus nak buat teka-teki ni menarik..
lau korang xsuke..
ehem2..
rapatkan dua tangan..
bengkokkan lutu sket..
sengih sket..
adjust muke bagi comel..
"I'm sorrryyy"
assalamualaikum :)
tetibe teringat mase kecik2 dlu..
aku mesti standby beberapa teka-teki nak tanye pakcik aku kat sarawak..
sbb pe ek..
sbb dia suke sakat aku ngan teka-teki dia..
btw, my uncle's name is Sylvester..
1st time aku dgr nama pakcik aku ni,
aku terus ingat cartoon sylvester ngan burung kuning tu..
huhuhu
so, aku kongsi la ek..
ade teka-teki yg korang da dgr, n ade yg maybe baru dgr..
lau da dgr tu xyah la batak bajet tau sumer..
lol saje je kacu korg :)
n aku bg la respond best aku dgr biler aku tanye soalan2 ni :)
so ade betul n ade tidak..
bak kate nabil, LU PIKIR LA SENDIRI!!!
ok aku post la ek :)
Soalan 1
Ayam berkokok, Harimau?
"hari mau siang la duke.. bodo.. soalan budak kecik!!"
Soalan 2
kereta ape leh panjat pokok?
"teka-teki lame.. Mazda 323.. daaaa"
Soalan 3
kenapa anak babi tunduk jalan ngan mak dia?
"nampak bonna anak babi tu malu mak dio babi"
Soalan 4
kereta polis kejar kereta perompak.. tetibe, kereta perompak tu
blakang kete polis.. cmne leh jd camtu?
"apo la bangang sgt soalan.. erm.. perompak lain kot?"
Soalan 5
Kenapa penggali kubur, gali kubur xpakai spender?
Jeng Jeng Jeng
"betul ke??!!!! aku nak tanye la penggali kubur!!"
Soalan 6
Ape bende yg badan dia hijau, mata merah, taik warne kelabu,
jalan kebelakang..
Jeng Jeng Jeng
"hahahaha.. HULK la for very da sure one duke"
hulk jln kebelakang ke? :)
Soalan 7
Banyak-banyak buah, buah ape yg paling sedap??
"kompem la buaaahhh XXXXXXX" depend gender yg menjawab
lucah sungguh otak anda.. salah!!!!
Soalan 8
ape bende yg dia ni adalah ibu kepada 3 anak..
anak pertama, tgal di udara..
anak kedua, tgal di daratan..
anak ketiga, tgal di perairan..
sape ibu kepada 3 anak ni..
dan sape name anak2 ibu ni :)
"........"
itu jelah aku rase..
sorry lau ade sape2 ter offend ke..
jus nak buat teka-teki ni menarik..
lau korang xsuke..
ehem2..
rapatkan dua tangan..
bengkokkan lutu sket..
sengih sket..
adjust muke bagi comel..
"I'm sorrryyy"
assalamualaikum :)
layout baru.. :)
Posted by Hafiz Richard
salam..
da lame sgt asik pakai layout lame..
rase2 da 2 taun kot..
as aku tgk bosan.. ape lg tukar la..
awlaupun xlawo, aku xkesa..
janji len hehhee..
semenjak 2 menjak ni, otak aku da cam xde idea nak tulis pasal ape..
macam2 bende berlaku..
tp aku cam xde idea nak luahkan..
entahla..
maybe 1 day, aku mampu berfikir seperti pengarah Nora Elena..
aku tulis la blog2 pasal idop aku XD
tgk la jap g..
lau ade idea, aku post XD
salam :)
da lame sgt asik pakai layout lame..
rase2 da 2 taun kot..
as aku tgk bosan.. ape lg tukar la..
awlaupun xlawo, aku xkesa..
janji len hehhee..
semenjak 2 menjak ni, otak aku da cam xde idea nak tulis pasal ape..
macam2 bende berlaku..
tp aku cam xde idea nak luahkan..
entahla..
maybe 1 day, aku mampu berfikir seperti pengarah Nora Elena..
aku tulis la blog2 pasal idop aku XD
tgk la jap g..
lau ade idea, aku post XD
salam :)
Monday, April 18, 2011
Taylor Swift - Back To December
Posted by Hafiz Richard
salam.. best lagu ni.. layan sket :)
I’m so glad you made time to see me
How’s life, tell me how’s your family
I haven’t seen them in a while
You’ve been good, busier than ever
Small talk, work and the weather
Your guard is up and I know why
Because the last time you saw me
Is still burning in the back of your mind
You gave me roses and I left them there to die
[Chorus]
So this is me swallowing my pride
Standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night
And I go back to December all the time.
It turns out freedom ain’t nothing but missing you
Wishing I'd realized what I had when you were mine
I go back to December turn around and make it all right
I go back to December all the time.
These days I haven’t been sleeping
Staying up late playing back myself leaving
When your birthday passed and I didn’t call
Then I think about summer
All the beautiful times I watched you laughing from the passenger side
And realized I loved you in the fall
And then the cold came and the dark days
When fear crept into my mind
You gave me all your love
And all I gave you was goodbye
[Chorus]
So this is me swallowing my pride
Standing in front of you saying I’m sorry for that night
And I go back to December all the time.
It turns out freedom ain’t nothing but missing you
Wishing I realized what I had when you were mine
I go back to December turn around and change my own mind
I go back to December all the time.
I miss your texting, your sweet smiles.
So good to me, so right
And how you held me in your arms that September night
The first time you ever saw me cry
Maybe this is wishful thinking
Probably mindless dreaming
If we loved again I swear I’d love you right
I’d go back in time and change it but I can’t
So if the chain is in your door I understand
[Chorus]
But this is me swallowing my pride standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night
And I go back to December
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you
Wishing I'd realized what I had when you were mine
I'd go back to December turn around and make it all right
I'd go back to December turn around and change my own mind
I go back to December all the time
All the time
I’m so glad you made time to see me
How’s life, tell me how’s your family
I haven’t seen them in a while
You’ve been good, busier than ever
Small talk, work and the weather
Your guard is up and I know why
Because the last time you saw me
Is still burning in the back of your mind
You gave me roses and I left them there to die
[Chorus]
So this is me swallowing my pride
Standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night
And I go back to December all the time.
It turns out freedom ain’t nothing but missing you
Wishing I'd realized what I had when you were mine
I go back to December turn around and make it all right
I go back to December all the time.
These days I haven’t been sleeping
Staying up late playing back myself leaving
When your birthday passed and I didn’t call
Then I think about summer
All the beautiful times I watched you laughing from the passenger side
And realized I loved you in the fall
And then the cold came and the dark days
When fear crept into my mind
You gave me all your love
And all I gave you was goodbye
[Chorus]
So this is me swallowing my pride
Standing in front of you saying I’m sorry for that night
And I go back to December all the time.
It turns out freedom ain’t nothing but missing you
Wishing I realized what I had when you were mine
I go back to December turn around and change my own mind
I go back to December all the time.
I miss your texting, your sweet smiles.
So good to me, so right
And how you held me in your arms that September night
The first time you ever saw me cry
Maybe this is wishful thinking
Probably mindless dreaming
If we loved again I swear I’d love you right
I’d go back in time and change it but I can’t
So if the chain is in your door I understand
[Chorus]
But this is me swallowing my pride standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night
And I go back to December
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you
Wishing I'd realized what I had when you were mine
I'd go back to December turn around and make it all right
I'd go back to December turn around and change my own mind
I go back to December all the time
All the time
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